Molkist


molkism is a not so well known religion, based on extreame affection for brian molko, lead singer of placebo. (thereby the name.)
worship and praise of ‘the prettyest’ is common with the followers. wide term, mostly used on hard core placebo fanatics, who often havn’t heard the term themselves.
copyrighted me, spread fast, and useful when dealing with placebofans.
there are fans, fanatics, and molkists.

“now said fifty ‘hail brians’ and drink five bl–dy marys and you’re forgiven’.
(okey, that one was ment as a joke, but you get the picture.)
i mentioned a placebo song to tina the other day. bad move. she went on and on about the singer for two bl–dy hours! i never knew she was a molkist!
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