Moltext
v. mol·text, mol·text·ing, mol·texts
1. to disturb, interfere with, or annoy someone via text messaging aka s-xting without their consent. may also happen during awkward situations ie; family dinners or business meetings.
the neighbor keeps moltexting me, that dexter the moltexter! i think my little brother gave him my number!
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