mom ass
a young person who has, well, an -ss like a mom has.
a: hey fathead, check out the mom -ss on that broad at 3 o clock
b: yikes that is indeed some serious mom -ss
something you yell at a really hot mother when she is walking down the street with her children, and make sure you are in a car.
-drive by a really hott mother.
mom aaaaaa-sssssssssssss!!!!!!!!
what becomes of a b-tt wearing mom jeans.
this is encouraged by pulling your jeans up to your belly b-tton. you will notice that the -ss looks elongated and flat.
this is not s-xy. this is not even attractive.
girl, you’ve got mom -ss in those jeans!
a girl’s b-ttocks that sags with wrinkles near the thigh area but yet is flatter than a homeless woman’s chest on crack. this is usually obtained by a woman sitting in an office chair all day, every day.
“dang! i like that chick is hot but she got a mom-ss! grooooooss!”
“yo look at that mom-ss, i bet you could use that as a cutting board!”
“hey, your mom’s -ss looks like shes been sitting on the driveway for the past 10 years”
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