mom burn
when a mom says something nice about her son and inadvertantly burns his friend in a way so clever that you wonder if it was actually intentional.
friend: “chris is a bad speller”
mom: “it’s because he speaks french”
friend: “oh man, that was a total mom burn, i’d trade my mad spelling skillz to speak french”
twice the power of a regular burn.
teenager: “hey, mom, check out these definitions i found!”
mom: “oh, when you were supposed to be cleaning your room?”
teenager: “oh snap.”
a halarious burn, usualy made by mothers.
teen; do you love me mom?
mother; i dont know i will have to think about it for a while
teens friend; oh snap you just got mom burned
a halarious burn, usualy made by mothers.
girl: i’m so smart, i can spell better than my friend
friends mom: yeah, well, he can speak french
girl: ouch, that was a total mom burn. i’ve been taking french lessons twice a week for two years and still can’t speak french
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