mom-croon
(noun) a dance move invented at the 2014 grammy awards. to sway, preform, and sing along to a song in a extremely emotional or sentimental way, possibly incorporating hand motions. eyes closed, lost in the music. the way your mom gets taken away by a tune from her high school days, gl-ss of red wine in her hand, shuffling around the room as her teenage kids roll their eyes in disdain. cynics may judge the mom-crooners (mc’s as they are commonly referred to in the dance world) as it is a form of dance only perfected by those willing to be absolutely swept away by the feels you get when you hear a certain song. those who know how to mom croon cannot see the eye rolls of haters. they have reached a level of musical transcendence that is hater-proof. once you perfect the mom croon, you are truly free.
“oh look, taylor’s being embarr-ssing again- just mom-crooning in the corner by herself because sometimes by britney spears came on. oh g-d. now she’s crying.”
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