mom dick
the point at which mothers measure themselves against other mothers in regards to how awesome they are at being a mom. derived from the idea of men measuring the lengths of their d-cks to indicate which male ranks highest.
quit measuring your mom d-cks, we all know you’re “super awesome moms” by your lengthy posts about you kids.
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