mom humor
the sarcastic humor that only mom’s can understand, they also usually display it when talking to their offspring when other mothers are around just to impress said mothers.
often annoys offspring.
child: mom i’m bored.
mom: well then go clean your room -smiles at other moms who are laughing-
typical example of mom humor.
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