mom-jacking
when a mother either provides a backhanded sympathetic statement, or completely disregards your well-being because she has/ has had it worse than you.
thereby completely hijacking the conversation towards her being a mom
mom-jacking.
me: i’m feeling so sick today
her: oh, that’s sucks lol. i remember feeling sick for 9 months, constantly throwing up, and had to be put on bed rest. then had to go through 4 hours of labour.. but i hope you feel better soon!
example 2.
me: i’m feeling so exhausted lately, my insomnia hasn’t been letting me sleep.
her: try having x amount of kids like i do, then try saying you’re tired.
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