mom-punch
to mom-punch is to nag, micro-manage, and generally tear away the spirit of a holiday or special occasion.
your friends and cl-ss-mates can mom-punch your achievements by telling you technical aspects of your accolades that make it less good
for example, after opening gifts on christmas, mom says to kids: “it’s time for breakfast, then have to have a shower and get you clothes on. and oh! you have to get all this mess cleaned up!” “you just mom-punched christmas! can’t we play with our toys?”
or after you finished beating your very best time in a cross-fit workout, your buddy mom-punches your record by telling you the the pushups were kind of wrong.
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