mom sandwich


a sandwich made with the bread no one wants, (i.e. the ends of the loaf, using two different kinds of bread,) which mom usually gets stuck eating
jan: mmm, i sure am enjoying this grilled chicken and pesto on ciabatta!

sue: just wait until you have kids… then you’ll be stuck with mom sandwiches like me.

Read Also:

  • Bingo Player

    a person who plays poker without thought, logic or care. often incurs the wrath of people who take the game seriously. most commonly found in online games. man 1: dude, can you lend me 300k? man 2: why? what the f-ck happened to your stash, man? man 1: lost it all to a bingo player […]

  • Chickaturkian

    noun someone who only eats white meat briana is a chickaturkian, she doesn’t eat beef. derives from the words chicken and turkey which are the =most popular white meats.

  • moozxscum

    any muslim that believes themselves better and above the laws of a country, sharia law supporter. when prosecuted they cry being a victim. the moozxsc-m burnt our poppy. the moozxsc-m wants us to build them a footbath. the moozxsc-m wants to hide behind a flippin mask called a niqib.

  • bird on a pad

    a woman who in bleeding from her ginny.(v-g-n-) “hey babe, wanna kill all humans?” “i cant i’ve got my period” “oh great bird on a pad!”

  • digamo

    someone who might possibly enjoy the c-ck. a person that has the same qualities as a h-m-. another word for a h-m-. mike you’re such a digamo for saying that guys b-tt looks firm. a noun used to descibe somebody who could possibly enjoy the c-ck. describes some one who might possibly be a h-m- […]


Disclaimer: mom sandwich definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.