Momaflauge
v. disguising something from your mom or from your parents.
n. a disguise used to fool your mom
“did you smell lke pot?” “no i used some cologne as momaflauge.”
“did you get in trouble for having a hickey on your neck.” “nope, i have been using my hoody as momaflauge.
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