momecdote
an anecdote that is exaggerated or outright fabricated in order to make a point, sometimes consisting of a one-sided narrative in which the speaker was deemed unilaterally correct by all imaginary parties. the word is a portmanteau of “anecdote” and “mom” because of mothers’ tendency to do this especially when cautioning their kids.
differs from “anecdata” in that a momecdote didn’t even happen, but was crafted to impress someone else in a conversation. momecdotes often are laughably transparent.
“no one we know lost an eye from running with untied shoelaces. it’s a momecdote.”
“i doubt the manager hung his head in shame after your mom tore up the sales flyer in his face. it sounds like a momecdote.”
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