moment


when you look into each other’s eyes and you can feel the romance and the p-ssion…the desire.
i mean, talk about ruining a moment.
a unit of time. useful in many different circ-mstances.

man getting ready for a date: 3 seconds

woman getting ready for a date: 45 minutes

time for which it takes your friend to leave the house: 3 minutes

a historical event (a moment in time): depends if it is the sinking of the t-tanic (hours), impact of fat man (.01 milliseconds)

interval of time it takes to complete computer repairs in a movie: 2.45 seconds (always followed by the word “there”)

a threat: 16 seconds give or take a few.

well h-ll, a unit of time it takes to do anything. all you have to say is “in a moment” and they (friends/family/gun toting villains) have to wait until your done. except if you get shot cus that would suck, but at least it’ll only take a moment.
you have one moment

i’ll be down in a moment

in a moment

just give me a moment

it was just a moment and it was done

screw you guys, it was only a moment
someone having a major spaz
quit having a moment!
that kid is a huge moment
a h-m- moment. a clear moment of gayness.
joe asking ed for some hobble d’gee was the result of a sudden moment of clarity.
short for lowbrow moment, a single story from www.lowbrow.com
dude, i read a f-ckin’ hilarious moment today

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