moment of clarity
it’s when a guy is deciding whether or not he should f-ck a questionable-looking girl…first, he jacks off, and after he c-ms, if he still wants to f-ck the girl, he should–the loss of the horniness and clouded judgment immediately after -rg-sm is the “moment of clarity”.
i thought i wanted to hook up with my ex last night, but i jerked off and the moment of clarity told me i shouldn’t.
the moment when a person realises (realistically) how breathtakingly/completely drunk he/she really is.
usually occurs when out partying/clubbing, and most commonly when using the toilet, as the environment is mostly devoid of any stimulation and allows the person in question to self-reflect and fully comprehend how drunk they really are. may also happen when sitting alone for a period of time.
note for guys: a moment of clarity may be unlikely if using a urinal/trough due to fight or flight response which may distract you from any quiet self-reflection.
this “moment of clarity” is usually accompanied by other strange thoughts including: admiration of the design of the toilet, wall paper, graffiti. also looking at yourself in the mirror and realizing u look like drunk but you don’t care because the feeling of accomplishment for being so drunk and knowing it overrides that.
two guys in adjacent cubicles in the toilet:
guy 1: “hey dude its been a pretty fun night hey?”
guy 2: “holy sh-t man, i’m having a moment of clarity?”
guy 1: “haha yeah you did look pretty p-ssed on the dance floor the way you groped that chick!”
guy 2: “haha awesome! this is the best night ever!! i love you man!”
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