momfriend
that one friend that’s pretty much just a small version of a mom, you know, like all caring and considerate
omg, stacy is such a mom friend
it’s the girl you’re dating, who acts like your mom! so much caring all rolled into one. she’ll make sure you get an a on that paper, all while baking you cookies and giving you head.
my momfriend broke up with me last night. i got a c on my research paper.
a girlfriend that acts like she’s your mom.
joe thought he was getting a girlfriend, but instead he got a momfriend.
a friend you make with the common bond of both being moms
you know adrienne, she’s a momfriend, i met her at the playground last week.
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