momkilf
mother of my kid(s) i like to f-ck. a momkilf is an irresistible woman to the father of their children; a unique subset of the otherwise well known milf acronym, however far more superior due to the parental, s-xual, and likely emotional bond the mother and father share.
“hey son, where’s your momkilf?”
“d-mn, where’s momkilf when you need her. i miss her sweet and s-xy -ss.”
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