Momma’s Pancake Breakfast


the best meal that cracker barrel has to offer. if you go to cracker barrel and don’t order this, then you’re missing out. equally tasty at breakfast, lunch, or dinner. comes with three large b-ttermilk pancakes, syrup, a side of bacon or sausage, and a side of eggs cooked just the way you like them.
person 1: “boy i sure do love cracker barrel. what are you gonna order?”
person 2: “isn’t it obvious? momma’s pancake breakfast.”

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