mommy knockers


the still-attractive br–sts of a mother. may be displayed prominently or left hidden for the imagination to discern. more attractive than mommaries.
“i am truly jealous you got to suck on those t-ts when you were a baby.” – seth to evan on his mom’s mommy knockers, superbad, 2007.
n. a motherf-cker from maine.
a guy who boosts your lobster traps is a real mommyknocker, eh?

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