Mommy Pains
when a woman has the desire to have children. this desire is often irrational, rash and experienced when a female sees children in a family setting. these emotions are often accompanied with b-tterflies in the stomach, increased libido and chick flicks.
“yeah, my girlfriend saw her niece today and had the mommy pains again. i told her we’ll have to wait ’til she gets off unemployment before we talk about kids again.”
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