momover
a self improvement plan for moms; can include but is not limited to: weight loss, hair cut, new clothing, exercise, m-ssage, psychotherapy, hormonal therapy
momover beings with exercise program to lose baby weight, followed by clothing appropriate for a sahm that is both sophisticated and casual, therapy to deal with postpartum stress and body image, and new hairstyle to go with new clothes
Read Also:
- monacate
(v.)having s-x with no dificulty; easily getting into someones pants. (adj.)to be easy “dude i totally monacated the other day” “dude are you monacating tonight?” “she’s so monacate!”
- TTE
to the extreme. tte can come after just about everything to make it exciting and well, extreme. guy 1- what’d you do last night? guy 2- i did absolutely nothing…tte
- Moneypenny
mi6 secretary in the fictional world of james bond 007. she must have something wrong with her because she’s the only woman bond hasn’t slept with. (watching any bond film) d-mn! the moneypenny has all the parts but the wiring must be screwy. 1. the definition of perfection. 2. the love and joy of hp’s […]
- mongolian mailbox
its when you really gotta p–p, but get unexpectedly b-ttf-cked by a 14 inch w-ng. my mongolian mailbox got a special delivery today…
- Tyke in a Dyke
a dyk-(butch lesbian/transvest-te female) who is pregnant. tyke, as in child, or baby, in a manly female. “wow, i totally thought that was a beer gut, but i guess it was a tyke in a dyk-.”