Mompliment
when a perfect stranger offers a compliment on your mad parenting skills.
you brought play-doh for the kids to use while waiting for their kids meal at a restaurant? that’s genius! other people bring ipads that get broken or drowned in chocolate milk!
wow… thanks for the mompliment!
Read Also:
- Move, bitch
a phrase coined by ludacris in a song of the same name. often used in traffic and busy hallways to instruct b-tches to move. person 1: but then i was like omg but brad so cute tho person 2: move, b-tch
- Mr. Gym
the f-ggot who keeps taking pictures of him/herself flexing at home or gym. you post pics on any social network of yourself flexing? you’re a f-g mr. gym.
- netflix party
the idea of inviting five or more people to watch six hours worth of shows or movies. let’s throw a netflix party.
- ninety-sixed
friendzoned. the opposite of the symbol 69. when the person you like friendzoned you. 1. aww dude, i think she ninety-sixed you. 2. mikey 96ed her because she was too much of a sister to give less then your full effort on a project or task. to exert less than 100%. to work in a […]
- No cuts no sluts
a common term used by aesthetically pleasing males, in lay mans terms you will not get girls (or sl-ts in this case) if you are not shredded (cuts referring to the outline of muscle as a result of low body fat) skinny dude: i’m a nice guy why don’t i pull as much as you? […]