momputer
a momputer is a computer that is idiot-proof, but specifically targeted to one’s mother. in this sense, a momputer must support the following credentials: redundancy, ease of use, pretty gui (remember, mom’s looking at it once in awhile), instructions and links to videos of what to do with the computer, and a lifeline between you (or the related person in question) and your (or their) mother.
as well, a momputer has nothing fancy; no overclocking, no water cooling, no pricey, bleeding-edge hardware or a need to maintain on a daily basis. it must be powerful enough for small flash games, and the occasional flash advertis-m-nt. first-time pc users should also have the default browser (or different, easier one) pre-supplied with an advertis-m-nt blocker, and for the especially typo-pr-ne, a system-wide spellchecker may also be on call. keeping things simple and budget will ensure you don’t break the bank, and give your mother a pc she can do basic tasks with.
examples of momputers from oems would include netbooks, nettops, budget desktop pcs and budget notebooks.
i bought my mother a momputer so i can keep in touch with her online. i would have her playing my games with me, since she’s into that stuff, but her comprehension on how to maintain a gaming rig is is that of a pet rock.
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