momrotic
the s-xual or erotic appeal of an older, nursing, or pregnant woman; the quality that makes mothers s-xually attractive, usually including elements of nurturing, conservative dress, financial stability, and emotional stability.
this is not necessarily the predatory s-xuality of the cougar, but something more everyday and domestic.
literally: “mom-erotic.”
all i want to do is kiss her while she cuts the crusts of her kids’ peanut b-tter sandwiches. she’s so momrotic!
a maternity dress that shows that much cleavage? you look totally momrotic.
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