Mona deLux


the one and only sick b-tch. she is a neurotic realist, cynical insomniac, lace lover, sheer obsesser, high heel wearer, image observer, wordsmith, booze drinker, woods dweller, product junkie, & photographers take her picture. mona delux is not that complex … she is absurdly honest. she enjoys – high heels, big hair, red lips, stockings, garters, gloves, veils, femme fatales, medieval literature, royalty, carnies, female serial killers, cult leaders, religious fanatics, martyrs, stevie nicks, pessimism, sarcasm, bawdy women, salt, berries, dry champagne, and hand cut french fries. she loathes proselytizing, opinionated people that have no debate skills, pop music, sugar, gladiator sandals, and bad posture.
mona delux is one sick b-tch. mona

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