monad

a mohawk shaven into one’s pubic hair.
i was walking around the ymca locker room and this guy was totally rockin’ the monad.
the singular forum of the word gonads. to have only one t-st-cl-.
hey ever since that infection, my monad has been swollen and sore.
n. a floofy liar that frequently tells horribly unfunny jokes and unwitty comments, resulting in the collective annoyance of those around it.
“geez, what a monad.”
“man, that guy sure is a monad.”
“jay, you are a monad.”
if you are mona’d you have been fashionably inspired or feeling beautiful for an indescribable cause. mona originates from the latin word “pretty” or “hot” or “stylish” etc. translated to an english term it would be something like “looking good” or “chic”. in celebrity terms people who have been mona’d would be : gok wan, victoria beckham, stella mccartney, paris hilton etc.
mona can be used as an adjective or a verb.
may also be connected to the mona- lisa which could divert the meaning to possibly melancholy or calming.
how mona! (meaning how stylish or chic)
ooh she was totally mona’d. (she was inspired fashionably or look-wise)
she thinks she’s all mona doesn’t she?
she was looking like the mona-lisa.. all unpredictable.
contraction of the words “moron” and “gonad”. used to refer to a software project that is fat, slow, and ultimately incomprehensible to the consumer.
microsoft’s new command-line sh-ll is a monad.