Monday fail
when you arrive home at sunday night and stress about the things you have to do for tomorrow such as an exam you had to learn for wich you didn’t do earlier, because either your friends called you or there was an awesome party.
you’re so tired that you fall asleep, and wake up seeing it’s 7:00am. -ssuming that you can sleep a little bit longer, you turn your alarm off.
you wake up slowly, you open your eyes slowly really slowly when you see the number 1 your eyes suddenly snap open! it’s 1:00pm!! you screwed up.
you rush down to the bathroom, you have no time to shower but to wash your face, you probably leave without brushing your teeth and forgot your school i.d card at home. you arrive at school, man what a monday fail.
lindsay: what’s up with josh, he smells and has a bad breath.. he doesn’t look so well.
ray: obvious monday fail is obvious.
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