mondeo man
career driver, especially travelling salesman. from the large numbers of ford mondeos used as company cars.
if youre in the fast lane, stuck behind a van, doing 90 anyway, mondeo man will always tailgate you flashing his lights.
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a typicaly average/boring british man who would steroetypicaly live in kent, own a semi-detatched house, have a wife, two kids and a ford mondeo.
freds gonna be a mondeo man.
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