mondo-lame


used to describe something that is so lame that the describer himself must absorb an amount of lameness in order to provide an adequate description.
a – “so, the other day, i was surfing the internet and needed a soda. on the way to the fridge across the hall, i got tired and had to sit down.”

b – “what? seriously? it’s, like, – ”

a – “five metres away, i know.”

b – “dude, sorry but that is mondo-lame.”

a – “mondo-lame? that’s a stupid expression.”

b (pouting) – “agreed.”

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