mondo-morto
adj. very deceased. a word created in homage to gualtiero jacopetti, the recently deceased italian director of mondo cane, a movie whose t-tle inspired people who largely didn’t speak italian or latin to create a variety of parodizing phrases, viz; mondo druggo, mondo tempo etc.
want to help me bury my dog?
is he dead?
of course he’s dead! in fact he’s mondo-morto.
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