Money junkie
a person who is mentally consumed by an addiction to money. every aspect of his life suffers as he/she satisifies the addiction.
friend: this sunset is one of the prettiest things i have ever experienced.
money junkie: yeah, thanks g-d sunlight is free.
friend: aren’t those kittens meowing charming?
money junkie: yep, but cat food is so expensive…
friend: do you think that plato’s republic has any valuable ideas for today’s problems?
money junkie: d-mn, my portfolio devaluated 2 cents today. sorry what’s that you said?
partner: do you love me?
money junkie: how much will it cost me?
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