Mong

adj. lacking in physical and cerebal ability. general r-t-rdation.
generally: a total spastic
no i don’t need you to help me with my supermarket trolley, you f-cking mong
1. (mong)- slang for spastic, but used against a person who says or does something completely idiotic by accident or without realisation. this makes every witness simultaneously raise their hands to their shoulders and shake ’em while sticking their tongue in their lower lip and making ‘urrgh’ noises.

2. (monged)- a vegetive state of mind/being usually effective after consuming large quant-ties of alcohol, weed, lsd, ecstacy etc or combinations of.
1. steve you mong, you’ve just poured the kettle onto ya cornflakes.

2. steve’s well monged after we spiked his drink with acid, muhahahaha.
mong is short for ‘mongoloid’, which was originally an anachronistic term for a down’s syndrome sufferer. the modern mong however is a total f-ckwit, who deserves nothing less than complete humiliation for their idiocy. that includes all those dope smokers too, who relate being ‘monged’ to being chilled and mellow. its because when you’re stoned you act like a f-cking r-t-rd, you f-cking spazzes!
“you spilt yer pint all over my strides, you f-cking mong! i’ll kick yer f-cking c-nt in!”
derogatory verb commonly used to describe the state of one’s lack of common sense.
1) you are such a f-cking mong.
an insult to somebody who is acting stupid or annoying
your p-ssing me off mong!
descriptive noun. short form of mongoloid.
someone suffering mental handicap. particularly joey deacon.
precursor to meng, ming, minger q.v.
p-ssive racist term.
you mong.
similar to the revealing undergarment women wear called thongs, a mong is a man-thong.
hey bro, remember that one time when we went to the beach with your mom and got drunk in our mongs and i made out with your grandma?

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