mongore
a dolphin loving creature that lives just outside the swamps in florida. mongores are infamous for having small dogs who have multiple personalities as companions. mongores typically can tell you exactly where to find any food you may be looking for. the mongore’s catchphrase is “mongore hungry!”
woman: can you point me in the direction of a mongore? i need to know where the bogos on ritz crackers are.
man: sure, she’s picking everything spicy out of her salsa so she can eat it later, in isle 2.
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