Monk

an oddly addictive, endearing cop dramady on the usa cable network, centering around the character of adrian monk (played by tony shalhoub), a san fransisco detective battling with obsessive-compulsive disorder and his grief over the death of his late wife, trudy.
i usually don’t watch tv, but i make an exception for monk.
i can’t believe no one has given the real defintion yet. a monk is a dedicated religious person who lives in a monastery.
monks love teh monastery.
an incredibly good show starring tony shaloub. sharona used to be monk’s -ssistant but she left and now his -ssistant is natalie 🙁 but its still the funniest show on. monk is afraid of milk, dogs, germs, small sp-ces, elevators, kids and birth. he is ocd and needs everything to be perfect. his wife, trudy died in a car bomb accident and he will never be the same. hes funny though, and so is everyone else on the show.
it’s a jungle out there, disorder and confusion everywhere………
south floridian slang term for “v-g-n-”
jj: lil’ n-gg- saki eat that monk
saki: f-ck you, maaaaan.
shortened form of monkey, a sweet little guy who is constantly trying to entertain people. occasionally can cross into the territory of circus gimp but whom we love
nat: monks is such a cutie
cat: i know, bless his little monkey socks
monks (also called bros) are religous men who usually chillout at the monastary to pray. they also like brewing beer and tea.

they usually wear a simple brown cowl and a wooden cross. they swear an oarh to never get any booty but they are not gay.

if sh-t hits the fan, you can always count on a monk to help you out.

the female version is called nun or sis. do not confuse with some sc-mbag detective.
monk: let me just finish my prayer, then we brew some beer!
1.boring -ss career

2.kick -ss tv show
example 1. i don’t want to want to be a monk and lead a life of bordome

example 2. i just watched monk on usa at it was awsome.