monk dime


a bald patch, usually circular, on the crown of the head. obviously named for the hair habits of monks. can also be used as a verb (see below)
hahah, did you see the guy with the monk dime? get a hat, loser!

man, we need to tell john he’s totally monk diming. what is he, like 25? we should get him some rogaine for his birthday.

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