Monkast
a podcast created by monkat when he was still at gbatemp, it got through 5 episodes, with an unreleased first episode that was 8 hours long. the podcasts consisted of sh-tty news about random nintendo products that no one gave a flying f-ck about. the podcast’s signature was monkat screaming at ifish for constantly derailing the podcast. the podcast was brought to an end when the moderators moved it from the general off-topic forum to the blogs section and labeled it advertising, which made monkat furious.
trolleydave, the moderator who moved it, replied that he moved it because it was a personal podcast, and belonged in the blogs because it’s main focus was moncast
and monkat was too much of a self-centered pr-ck to rename it and just regurgitated “i started this podcast with the express intention of adding my name to something.”
the monkast:
monkat: and there is this new game coming out for wiiware called wii love —
ifish: what was that monkat? i thought you said you were coming out of the closet
monkat: ifish stfu and let me finish my sentence
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