monkess
a female monkey.
my monkey misses his monkess whenever she is not around.
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1. openly masturbating in public or in a public forum for all to see. 2. openly and intentionally deficating and/or urinating in public. 3. to deficate in public and then throw it those mocking you. 4. being so intoxicated you sh-t and p-ss in you pants. did you see that monkey act at the bar. […]
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a variant of “that’s what she said.” instead of referring to s-xual connotations, it is used to refer to badly managing a government or lying/b-llsh-ting to the general public. person 1: im good at maths person 2: thats what david cameron said person 1: i can help you person 2: thats what david cameron said […]
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extremely h-m-s-xual male essentially an extreme h-m-s-xual who partakes in h-m-s-xual activities. wow, look at that vaxtin over there.
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a kick–ss sport that combines gymnastic and dance on horseback. yes, two of the most dangerous sports in the world (horses and gymnastics, not dance). it takes much more strength and flexibility than throwing a ball around. thats why everyone goes ‘wow!’ when you tell them what it is. -vaulter doing an arabesque on a […]
- Yuppedy
a phrase of boredom meaning “yup” “so, do like cows?” “yuppedy”