monkey beat
verb: to severely beat somebody in the same fashion and manner as a monkey or ape i.e. with the sides of the fist and forearms, usually in a downward flailing motion. usually, but not always, said by someone (typically a male) who has hefty forearms and fists that resemble a monkey.
also, when the attacker is monkey beating someone he is usually does so with little restraint or care for himself or his victim.
“if you change the channel from the golden girls i swear to g-d i will monkey beat you until you are nothing but a wet stain on this carpet!”
music that typically black people listen to
sounds like it’s from the jungle of africa
simliar if not the same as jungle beats
whoa.. those crazy black guys are listening to monkey beats!
to team up on a single person with about two others, who most likey curled up on the ground but can be standing, and to slap then over and over. usually used for everyone’s amus-m-nt.
jesse, curtis and i all monkey beat anthony
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