monkey booty
a monkeybooty is a man-child, in the age range of 25-35, that lives in his mother’s house, eating her food, all the while maintaining the idea that it’s preposterous to get a job. this man will fill you with so much false cr-p, so beware!! he’ll use his intellect and adorable charm to convince you that he is always right and no one else can be trusted. a monkeybooty will suck out your soul if you let him. it is advisable to stay at least 100 feet away from the monkeybooty!!!!!
me: “why don’t you get a job and help me out?”
my ex boyfriend: “because i don’t need a job. i have you. i’m the great monkeybooty.”
me: “i wanna break up now.”
a term used while referring to the b-ttocks of a primate.
ooohhh d-mn, i went to the jungle and i caught me a monkey with a banana and kind words. that d-mn monkey was all over me man, wooooooo i like that there monkey booty.
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