Monkey Crumpet


a bagel that has been toasted and dunked in a very wet v-g-n-.
chi chi: dude, i had mary ann’s monkey crumpet yesterday.

zeke: oh yea howd that taste

chi chi: it was like licking the bottom of the ocean.

zeke: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm fishy.

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