monkey fucking a football
used to describe a group of people trying to complete a seemingly mindless task and f-cking it all up.
watching the roughnecks make up bha was like watching a monkey f-cking a football.
a h-lluva lot of action with very little or no result
applying for fall cl-sses, i had to register with the burser, the advisor, check my prereq.s, and then stand in line, and then i found the cl-ss i wanted was closed out. “man scheduling for cl-sses this morning was like a monkey f-cking a football”
generally, a disorganized set of events. see cl-ster f-ck.
bill – did you go to the concert last night?
john – yeah, dude it was like a monkey f-cking a football, the organizers better get their sh-t together next time.
when someone is marching out of step (bouncing)
sgt. amos: herte, get your -ss in step. you’re bouncing like a monkey f-cking a football !!
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