monkey funker
non-swear version of mother f–ker
get lost you you monkey funker
a replacement word for motherf-cker to be used when in polite company.
when you have the vicar round for tea and as you are bringing the tray in you stub your toe. now you cry “monkeyfunker” thus sparing an embarrasing moment.
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