monkey-grooming


the act of 2 bearded co workers picking crumbs from each others beards and/or shoulder or back hair.
philip and roger were in the breakroom monkey grooming each other. how does one lose control of their cracker crumbs.
the act of fussing over the physical appearance of your significant other, akin to scenes of monkeys or other simians doing the same on animal doc-mentaries. includes squeezing pimples/blackheads, manicuring, pedicuring and plucking funny and/or white hair. provides presumed psychic gratification to the groomer and laid back enjoyment to the groomee.
“what’re you doing today?” “nothing much. monkey-grooming each other.”

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