monkey heart
grab your ball sack, push your t-st-cl-s down and squeeze so it looks like they are pulsating. it looks like a small monkey heart.
woody tried to impress his friends by showing them his monkey heart but couldnt get it to pulse, so it just looked like a brain.
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