Monkey in the Gazebo
upon telling a racist joke amongst a group of fellow white folk a porch monkey, unexpectedly, comes onto the scene and you change the topic.
you are on the school bus asking your friend the joke “whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of cr-p?” before your friend can answer “the bucket!”, you realize your bus has got to the last stop in brown town and a bunch of porch monkeys pile onto the bus and you stop the joke by saying “theres a monkey in the gazebo!!!”
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