monkey jeans


the most expensive designer jeans next to prada. they are ususally priced at about $400 a pair and have j-panese drawings such as dragons on them. by far the coolest jeans on the market. i only have 1 pair because you have to sell 1 gram to get 1 pair.
i be rollin up in dem red {monkey jeans} and the ladies come up and through me stacks and t-ties!

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