monkey love
crazy animalistic s-x requiring acrobatic poise… can also be termed monkey lovin’.
when the doctor asked how i sprained my back i replied, “from all the monkey lovin’ last night… unf!!!!!!!!!!!”
to conduct love making in a manner that is wild, p-ssionate, animalistic, and perhaps even humorous. lovemaking as a primitive, resonant visceral experience.
(mutual fulfillment seems to be a key component of monkeylove, versus a rape or mindless coitus in which only the guy gets anything out of it.)
somewhat related to the idea in the cool & the gang song, “jungle boogy”.
she came over and we made sweet, torrid monkeylove
cinta monyet in indonesian, a youthful love or first love equivalent to western puppy love
desi: ibu, aku gugup tentang ana. aku pikirkan dia punya cinta monyet bersama dengan aku.
fika, : putri desi, jangan gugup! hanya mencoba lalu melihat kalau kamu suka…
human s-xual relations with a monkley
“any hobbies?”
“…yes”
“what are they?”
“…..monkey-love…”
“what?!”
love for craziness.
monkey’s are crazy animals. almost as crazy as sp-ce bats. are they not funny how they prance around? almost like humans but not quite.
monkey love is the love of craziness. you should use it when intoxicated with friends, hugging each other, drinking ale and screaming “yeah monkey love, yeah baby yeah gotta love thy monkey”.
1) yeah monkey love, yeah baby yeah gotta love thy monkey.
2) monkey loooooooove yeah! whoooo yeah. come on. p-ss the ale
monkeylove is referred to as gay s-x between two guys.
did you hear gay johnny talking about all the monkeylove he got last night.
the act of grooming one’s mate in the manner of a primate. for example, popping a zit or picking a scab from the body of one’s mate.
“you’ve got a little sleep in your eye – here, let me get it.”
“thanks for the monkey love!”
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