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• monster shat

  when you take one of those sh-ts that are so big it’s as though they have came from a monster. person 1: i took a monster shat today! person 2: wtf dude?

• dangling modifier

  huge erection (but hanging) or non-erect (way hanging) male appendage when viewed by a heteros-xual makes him ‘turn’ h-m- just so he can slurp, gobble, and ride the turgid torpedo. thus, modifying his s-xual orientation. when chuck saw big percy’s dangling modifier in the showers, he realized then he’s always been a closeted peter puffer.

• monstrosorous

  1) an enormous portion, large quant-ty, huge f-cking heaping serving. 2) a combination of monstrosity and enormous. cheesecake factory salads are f-cking monstrosorous. this one guy was high as sh-t and mispr-nounced monstrosity. he then gave the world monstrosorous which made the mispr-nunciation a monstrosorous blessing in disguise.

• moonmug

  a menstrual device, used for catching secretions of ladies monthlies. similar to a mooncup, but for the larger lady. eg, a lady with a ‘bucket f-nny’, a ‘chuff like a wizards sleeve’ or ‘a clunge like she’s just given birth, and the doctor forgot to st-tch her up’ ‘oh sh-t, i need a moonmug, this […]

• mouth job

  mouth-to-p-n-s or mouth-to-v-lv- stimulation that c-m dumpster barrett gives the best mouth jobs. gender neutral oral s-x. i came three times from the mouthjob i got at work. lik n sak by using tongue n lips yo gurl, want u to lick n suck my ashhole more?? u are d’ best mouth job’ers that i […]

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