monkey nuts

a hard penetrating smack on the top of the head. preferably using knuckles or a solid inanimate object.
tell bowlhead i’m gonna monkey nut him if he p-sses me off anymore.
affectionate term for a friend
what up monkey nuts!
a large, hairy scr-t-m.
n-gg-, yo monkey nuts be stinking up my crib! you best wash that stank off!
a nickname for crack cocaine. predominately used in the south, it refers to a larger than normal sized piece of crack cocaine. made popular by the rap group ugk.crackcrack cocaineboulderyayorockyambangermonkey nuts
mane, that n-gg- over there be servin’ them big fat monkey nuts!
a big chunk of crack rock (crack/cocaine)

tell dem boyz around the corner i got dem monkey nuts
the previously unrecognized insanity of a friend, family member, coworker, or casual acquaintance. the condition of having hidden your mental dementia successfully for a considerable length of time but then are suddenly discovered to be tree swinging, sh-t flinging kookoo. tragically failing to keep secret one’s complete lack of sanity.
yeah, i went to the shooting range with sarah palin, and d-mn if she didn’t blast a blue jay for no d-mn good reason. that crazy -ss b-tch be monkey nuts!

last week sarah palin came over to my house and before i knew what was happening she had pumped 6 rounds from her long barrel .357 magnum into my barker lounger. she said she saw a rabid possum, but it was my sweet little kitty cat, fuzzles. fuzzles is dead, and that that monkey nuts b-tch murdered him.
anyone that can or will make an error in judgement
that guy is a monkeynut you here what he did last night