monkey-pissed
adjective: angry
when a person is pushed past the point of extreme anger – because nothing in the world is working as it should – to the point where all the person can do is hop around, yell, urinate on the floor, and throw feces.
vernon: hey man, what’s up?
matt: work is sucking the soul out of me, my computer just got the blue screen of death, the stock market crashed again, and i just bit my tongue. my blueberry yogurt in the fridge is the only good thing in my life.
vernon: natalie just ate it.
matt: i’m so monkey-p-ssed right now.
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