monkey puss
one whose faces is so grotesque it resembles that of a primates…….or possibly baboons -rs-.
see that lanky t-t jake….hes got a right monkey puss has he no?
(n, college/internet slang) an unshaved genitalia, especially relating to the external v-g-n-.
a very hairy p-ssy.
a primate’s v-g-n-.
some alb-m by a swedish band named entombed.
are you giving me a blowj– oh my god thats your v-g-n-.
a:that new french girl’s hot.
b:yeah, well i heard she owns a monkeypuss.
a:a what?
b:you know.. down there…
a:oh i get it.
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